Friday, September 18, 2009

So they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

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"Skeet" as told by urban dictionary:
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. "


Aw, Lil Jon and Nelly's ancestors are the members of 2 Live Crew.* I must say, though, they haven't done well at the art of "skeeting", as they are both fathers. I wonder how the members of 2 Live Crew are faring in their quest for fruitless, protectionless, sexual encounters over the past decade. Fare thee well on your noble quest, good sirs. Don't forget the antibiotics!

*2 Live Crew: Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996)
"Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls "

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